Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

Press

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing.

Unless someone was having the police press people, why would they know what time the police back off at? Jobs prevent most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis, and learning it from experience.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.

Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

by Lisaann December 13, 2019

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

by Momia01 February 20, 2021

Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024