black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

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pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

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Peckers

A small spliff that doesn’t have much marijuana in it. Typically had early in the morning or very late at night.

Yo, you wanna bark a peckers?

by CdotBigz November 5, 2018

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Purple Pecker Pain (Payne)

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.

Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011

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