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Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.
Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestine

1. To falsely accuse a person or entity of crimes against humanity.
2. To repeatedly lie, falsify, defame, or distribute propaganda with the intent to harm another person or entity.
Mahmoud palestined my good friend Jacob in a post to social media.
by Islam Sucks January 13, 2024
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Palestine

An area in the middle east that is characterised by terrorism, constant whining when facing consequences, and lack of western values.

Also gathers a large crowd of TikTok followers who get their education from a 30 seconds Video.
"YOU attacked me first and now YOU'RE whining"help" when I respond? That's so Palestine of you!"
by TruthSeeker991202 January 14, 2024
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Palestinian

When a group, often wearing keffiyehs or masks, unexpectedly attacks someone or targets a weaker opponent, then immediately plays the victim afterward. They initiate the violence, and when confronted with the consequences, they are the loudest in claiming victimhood.
Outnumbered and cornered, he didn’t stand a chance when the masked group went Palestinian on him, brutally attacking without warning. As soon as they were caught, they flipped the script, wailing like they were the ones attacked.
by Shirion Collective January 14, 2024
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Palestoned

A state of believing revisionist history taught by terrorists, while your parents paid for an Ivy-league education
The young women, queer, and gay students must have been Palestoned to join their friends in a Free Palestine March. Like chicken, marching in support of KFC.
by FreeThis January 14, 2024
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Palestoned

A state of delusion in which you promote the revised history taught by radical terrorists, while your parents pay for an Ivy League education. Especially true when those same advocates would have their rights stripped, their bodies mutilated, be murdered or imprisoned and tortured by those same terrorists.
Do you believe those “Queers Marching for a Free Palestine”. What are they, Palestoned?

The Palestoned American students marched in support of the very terrorists who were plotting to destroy western culture.
by FreeThis January 14, 2024
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Palestined

when a group of people violently attacks another group of people and then cry they are victims when the group they attacked defends themselves
my neighbor threw a bomb into my backyard. I threw the bomb back at them then they Palestined me by claiming I attacked them.
by truthy5783 January 16, 2024
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