Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

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Piggy Pinch

Taking a little more than you should.

I only meant to take one cookie from the jar, but I couldn't resist a piggy pinch and ended up taking two.

I offered my friend some of my chocolate bar, but he ended up piggy-pinching half of the bar.

The word Piggy Pincher can be used as a more friendly way of saying greedy. Hey piggy pincher, don't eat all my chocolate!

by UKDaynes May 5, 2024

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higa de tu pinche madre

when a hispanic person is mad at you and compare you to you hot cheeto eating mother

higa de tu pinche madre por que isistes heco

by cacaeater2000 May 31, 2023

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pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

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