God's Pinch

Just another word for cramps.

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

pinch a beer

To have a beer that belongs to a mate e.g. Hey mate, can I pinch a beer off you ?

Hey mate can I pinch a beer and pay you back ?

by Tommy Gunn 98 January 15, 2018

lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.

I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.

by crayk8d August 2, 2017

The "Pinch"

Its the place between the stocking and the THICC THIGH

Damn dude last week i was with this girl The "Pinch" this girl had was amazing

by Notin7 June 6, 2021

Flow Pinch

To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation

One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"

by Flow Pincher January 28, 2009

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012