Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.

Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

Pearen

Someone who hates his job more than life itself

you don't want to be like Pearen

by ThatGuy2187 March 8, 2026

Perpendickular

When a males penis is at full potential.

Aks: hard as a rock

Wow baby just look at your perpendickular penis.

by Heidi Rush 01 July 1, 2025

Perrin

A male dwarf that has grown slightly but not much

Look there is a Perrin over there

by NinjaZombieCraft August 12, 2025

Pertentially

pertentially
(adv.)
1. When something might possibly happen by random chance, but also feels kinda likely.
• A cursed hybrid of perchance and potentially.
• Used when you’re too lazy (or too chaotic) to pick just one.

• “I’ll pertentially show up to the party if my vibe check passes.”
• “That text was pertentially about you, but who really knows.”

by yurpz September 7, 2025

Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011