penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014

penguin tilt

someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.

Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.

by Tiffany Nichols May 17, 2008

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Penguin in the Iceberg

When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.

We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.

by Ice_Fisher May 31, 2023

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016