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Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.
Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"
by HotPencil June 27, 2011
mugGet the Hot Pencilmug.

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
mugGet the Polish Pencil Cricketmug.

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
by PootSniffer March 11, 2023
mugGet the Pencil Munchermug.

Pencil

Hey can u give me that pencil
by Hey I’m here October 11, 2019
mugGet the Pencilmug.

brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022
mugGet the brazilian pencilmug.

Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways
Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*
by hi chloe June 24, 2022
mugGet the Pencilmug.

pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.
Fill us a pencil type of guy.
by Sharice June 13, 2023
mugGet the pencil type of guymug.

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