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wire pencil

it is a pencil made of wire
hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil
by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019
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Pencil

Hey can u give me that pencil
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Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.
Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*
by lesbiandad May 14, 2018
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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018
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pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours
Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe
by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017
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pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017
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