Lil pump

Cancerous crack that only cares about money to buy the latest vibrator for his minor girlfriend.

Jack: that guy bought the latest vibrator of amazon. He is probably a lil pump

by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020

pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 23, 2017

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.

James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night

by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

Lil pump

Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.

Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.

Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.

Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!

by Kheetah272 March 20, 2020

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009