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dan and phil crafts

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017
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dan-and-phil

Two platonic bro friends that may or may not be togayther.
Q: Are they just friends or dating?
A: They are Dan-and-Philing, I think.
by NO THANK YOU BYE March 14, 2016
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dan and phil

A couple that has a skinny love but act as only friends. They spend a lot of time together and you rarely see one without the other. It is a relationship formed by chance and because of this many people ask "are you dating" and the answer will always be "no". The couple that isn't a couple but might as well be one
Person 1: "Wow, those two are close. Are they dating?"

Person 2: *sadly* "No... there like the dan and phil of the school"
by yes.i.am.phan.trash April 2, 2016
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The Phil Kubel Effect

Putting a silk stocking behind a camera lens in order to create a diffused annd beautifying look on a subject
Robert Redford always looks young on-screen becos of the Phil Kubel effect
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Dr.Phil

Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.

Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
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dan and phil

Dan and Phil are the youtuber duet of Dan Howell and Phil Lester.Their ship name is phan, and they are often romantically shipped. No one thinks of one without the other. They also have gaming channel together called DanAndPhilGAMES.
"Do you watch Dan and Phil?"
"Hell yes! They are sooo secretly dating!"
by britishyoutubersarelife January 5, 2016
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What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"
In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"
by bob lawblah October 28, 2011
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