cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

by GRYMES October 16, 2009

Panda

Panda: (v) stealing then subsequently devouring any food item(s)

-He pandaded my reeces
-Oh noez, the chocolatey and peanut buttery goodness, gone!

by Panda-Monkey December 23, 2009

Panda

An ice cream brand in Turkey.

Hmm I wanna lick this Panda.ahh this panda is just like ice brr!!

by q_rtlsh October 16, 2011

Fat Panda

A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.

To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.

Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.

Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?

by yiddo8 May 2, 2011

panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good

"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005

Panda

Term of abuse that debt laden smug marrieds and rich kids use for poor single people who, like Panda's, have had their lifes destroyed by the greed of rapcious and moribund creatures who blindly gorge on the worlds resourses like giant airhead leeches

I feel guilty about how that person has been treated, I will dehumanize them by calling them a Panda so I won't have to change.

by tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 4, 2013

panda

A word to describe someone who is very attractive and eye catching. Not to be confused with the panda bear

"Hey man, look over there"

"What?"

"Look at that girl, she's hot"

"Oh yeah, she's a massive panda"

by deccyg April 17, 2013