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liam: TEAPARTY, at the park? i do say so , chap?

James: uhhhhhh..... i have very important like things that need to be done as it is important these things be done before this "tea - party?"

Liam: Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn.

JAMES! FLY WITH ME!!!! CHARLIEEE
by Dmtomchong September 3, 2013
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Octopussy

a party of the PUSSY that looks like angela thorntons face !!
Her octopussy was very disturbing.
by kT biSCh January 28, 2005
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octopussed

V. (Past tense) - the act of octopussing a person or thing;
Wow, I can't believe you just octopussed that kid in the face
by NicLydon September 22, 2009
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octopi cream

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.
Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.
by js69 July 3, 2011
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weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007
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German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.
I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.
by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017
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land octopus

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?
by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019
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