double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.

kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?

by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009

Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Double Stranger

Is the act of allowing a complete stranger to sit on their hand until it is numb and allowing them to give you a handjob.

I had this chick come over and she gave me a double stranger.

by jray19 December 14, 2010

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

double fish

To Fish, the act of fishing another
To purse your lips in a kissing fashion while your partner is not prepared, not wanting the kiss, talking, too far, etc.

double fish: both parties of the kiss fish

the couple double fished when monica told them the teacher was coming down the hall

by cuntastic nancy fan May 1, 2008