Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.

My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.

by thetrooth July 8, 2014

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Hard in Life

When a person exhibits largely positive mannerisms that have a jubilating effect to oneself, they are described as ‘Hard in Life’. Alternatively, when something positively benefits oneself, or emits an aura of coolness and positivity it can be described as ‘hard in life’. However, objects can also emit 'hard in life vibes'. It heavily varies, depending on the concurrent circumstances.

The Halal Akhs are Hard in life.
Trotsky's war train is Hard in life for my life

by BrotherBari March 21, 2021

Hoodie Hard

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.

Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.

by PeteNorth March 21, 2022

food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

hard to tell.

An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.

Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."

Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."

by sageadvisor July 5, 2012

Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.

Granite is a hard rock.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005