crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you

dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!

by Maimz November 3, 2009

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Dropping crumbs

When one crackersplains so much they leave a trail of crumbs everywhere

Mandi's quit crackersplaining, your dropping crumbs everywhere.

by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020

Crumb snatcher

Small time thief

The car wash dude took the change out my cup in my car, wow that dude is a fucking Crumb snatcher

by Ninja 781 February 7, 2021

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite

Nice pussy crumbs bro

by Pussy crumbs February 15, 2021

Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.

My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.

by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016