Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

Sneeznesses

Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.

"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"

by Amelia 123 October 06, 2021

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021

sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm

oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.

by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 24, 2018

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 17, 2021