A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.
I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.
by KnightOnion December 18, 2020
Get the Grammar sneezemug. What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 6, 2023
Get the Sneeze buttonmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
Get the Sneezemug. by Zandroid December 3, 2017
Get the Dick sneezemug. When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
Get the Sneezed my balls offmug. When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019
Get the Sneezing Poseidonmug. When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
Get the Seal Sneezemug.