order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible

John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.

by the man who wears things July 12, 2012

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022

Stalk

(Virgin stalker)

a guy that's a (virgin) in his forties. Only hangs about with his parents struggles to make friends and is a (stalker)

by Forestfax71 June 14, 2019

Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.

Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?

by nevershoutneverlove325 January 10, 2011

mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025