hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.

"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"

by Vashe December 9, 2008

hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."

by emthecoed May 2, 2010

Rain Hobo

A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.

“Keep that door shut, it’s raining out and you don’t want the rain hobos to get in!”

by indyboy55 November 5, 2017

Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette

Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??

by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020

Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée

Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.

by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014

Hobo-alicious

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.

1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.

by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007

Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.

Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!

by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011