Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.

Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."

by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009

bullshit love

Bullshit love is when someone makes you think they love you but in reality they don't care if u died the very next day :) they say thinks like "your the only girl I talk to" honey that when u know he's lying better leave his damn ass cause he anit fucking loyal that's bullshit love

That's a bunch of bullshit love mike

by Ayeimright April 1, 2017

Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.

Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!

by Urbantech February 26, 2009

Bullshit Ball

When a group of people get together and exaggerate or lie about accomplishments by a group or an individual.

The Marketing Committee got together to review their performance against targets and it was a Bullshit Ball.

by Rudegar3 January 4, 2012

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

by Kaedin November 28, 2015