nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

who the frick asked

yo mama

who the frick asked

bro your so childish just say who the fuck asked

by Anonymous am I September 8, 2023

Who Asked

Nobody asked!

Person: I'm very funny

Me: Who asked?

by Aniler November 27, 2021

Ask

Something I didn't do.

I didn't ask.

by TheGaytor April 23, 2021

Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 3, 2023

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

How to ask a girl out

Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.

Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot

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by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023