Night Fishing

When a man wake up to find a woman using his hand to pleasure herself.
Tim work up to find Becky doing a spot of night fishing.
by American Steve April 12, 2006
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spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened
damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.
by charles December 08, 2003
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Katie night

The term given to any fantastic night of passion spent with a female of incredible, goddess-like beauty and skill.

Can also be used to define a night spent sleeping on the sofa by command of the aforementioned female due to what is commonly known as "male misbehaviour"; has been linked to sarcasm, insults, or male comrardery.
1. Last night was amazing! It was such a Katie night!

2. Dude that beer you spilt on the carpet while watching the game last night totally got me a Katie night!
by Abbie Normal April 05, 2008
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Stereo Night

A gathering of male friends and acquaintances for the sole purpose of listening to Rock-and-Roll music, pounding beers and Tequila shots, consuming wings and bratwursts, swapping music, smoking stogies, telling farting, fishing and any humorous stories.

Definitions:

Host: Person who will host the event and is required to provide an appropriate level of stereo equipment, older vintage gear with CD/MP3 inputs is most desirable. The Host defines acceptable music and attire at the event. I.e., participants should remove shoes before entering; this is known as the "Dawn Rule", invocating "The House of Slippers" designation for said location.

Penalty Flag: This happens when music violations occur. Acceptable music is defined by the Host or by a majority of the group; the Host has absolute veto power.

Penalty Shot: Offenders of the music violations are required to have one shot of quality Tequila per incident. Additional Penalty Shots can be levied, compound infractions can and will occur.

Rules:

Each person will take orderly turns playing a single song and is responsible for knowing when it's their turn; ensuring that the previous songs are ended appropriately. Ending songs prematurely, music over-runs, miscued selections and lateness will result in a Penalty Shot.

It is customary to end with a meaningful song; a selection from Ted Nugent is preferred.
Hey Jeff, why don't you host a Stereo Night next Tuesday after work. I picked up some great tunes and stogies the other day, you've got to check them out!
by flyfish March 04, 2010
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night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003
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starry night

Shot containing 1/2 jagermeister and 1/2 goldschlager poured into same shot glass. Resembles a starry night sky.
I was so fucked on starry nights that i peed on my computer when i got home last night.
by mc muffman February 18, 2009
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night crows

These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!
nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows
by noominoomi August 06, 2007
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