Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)

“Curry just hit an ankle net on me”

by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025

net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.

hey look everyone there's a net on the fax

by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009

J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018

Nano-Netting

Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.

Dude, I was shuffling my new iPod and it got Nano-Netting by a big mofu on the subway.

by Seymourbuttz October 28, 2008

Net Favoritism

Net Favoritism is what Ajit Pai want's, the opposite of "Net Neutrality".
Net Favoritism lets the owner mess with the equality of the internet if "Favoritsm", limiting what people are able to do with their internet.

It comes from greedy Ajit Pai's mind.

"Net Favoritism" |net-fey-ver-i-tiz-uh m, feyv-ri-|
Is a policy in which a possible owner is able to restrict internet usage and limit other areas to any specific individual.

"HEY, when do you think "Net Neutrality" is gonna be coming?"
"Only when Viacom and others "Net Favo
ritism" ends."

by Difyned January 17, 2018

Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 14, 2008

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013