Westside Modesto

Westside Modesto is one of the most Ghetto parts of Modesto California but also one of the most funniest places you can be on a Saturday night because its 5 partys on each street so the police don't even care and they don't shut it down only if its shooting or fights which happens sometimez also Modesto High is in Westside Modesto in out there you'll still see hella scrapers,Dudez goin hyphy just like East Oakland but this is a big gang area for Surenos,Nortes and crips so be careful what colors you wear but other than that Westside Modesto is the place To be on A boring saturday with nothing to do...

Yesterday i went to a smackin party in Westside Modesto

by Modestokid209 June 15, 2009

Moises

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him.
(v)Playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

Josh- "dude that man-whore is such a Moises"
Beth-"Shut up your just jealous you can't dress like that"

by Bentley6969 September 26, 2010

child molester

A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.

Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.

Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.

A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.

by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

Mokeskin Sack

A small, dark sack formulated from the skin of a Moke. Any objects stored in the sack are hidden from all but the owner indefinitely. Idea originates from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Damn, Konrad. I want a mokeskin sack too!"
"Wow, you can store ANYTHING in that Mokeskin!!"

by K $ February 26, 2009

molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006