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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010
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micael

Very attractive, smart intellectual person. Afraid of nothing will protect his family at any means necessary, great sex, cocky, low key antisocial. Honorable
You act just like a Micael, And I love it .
by Dict urb March 21, 2017
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Michael Bay

(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
by CrystalBlueSky June 14, 2013
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Michael Todd

The amazing bassist for the band Coheed and Cambria. He also does the backup vocals (screams and such). His name is usually shortened to Mic, pronounced as "Mike".

He left the band in August 2006 due to personal problems. Thankfully he returned in April 2007 and has stayed ever since. During his absence, Matt Williams filled in the bass parts.
He was originally a guitarist, but picked up the bass for the pre-Coheed band Shabutie.

He uses mostly Spector basses, though has recently been favouring Fenders.

Michael plans on releasing a solo album in 2008, which he was working on during his leave. He says that it will be "more folky and more simplistic" than Claudio Sanchez's solo project, The Prize Fighter Inferno. He lists Ani Difranco and Ingrid Michaelson as some of his influences.
Person A: Michael Todd left Coheed!!
Person B: ...
Person A: Are you alright?
Person B: Not at all.
by tkwrmt.2113 May 20, 2008
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Michael B. Jordan

American actor known for his film roles in Fruitvale Station (2013), Creed (2015), and Black Panther (2018). He also appeared on television shows such as The Wire (2002), All My Children (2003–2006), Friday Night Lights (2009–2011).
Michael B. Jordan is a good actor
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Mechaela

Beautiful, smart, sweet. Cares to much for a world that doesn't care enough about her. Has a tough life and looks at it like it's a jar of Nutella.
Mechaela is so kindhearted.
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Michael

A complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. Highly intelligent, and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when he makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
"Wow, check that guy out.."
"I know, that's Michael.."
"Ohh, no wonder he seems amazing."
by tks76 February 2, 2010
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