Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.

“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019

Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.

Im going to start using the Bloom Method.

by loadingllama March 30, 2025

The Playstation Method

To turn something faulty off and then on again one or more times in an attempt to make it work.

Guy: Dude this isn't working
Other guy: Just use the playstation method.

by M4NG0 June 25, 2015

Chivers Method

A method of discreetly masturbating while eating or drinking beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.

Did you see Jonathan, he was using the Chivers method today at lunch with Ruby

by Trafffic July 16, 2025