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metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.
I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee
by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005
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Merriumcake

a). A made up place, just south of Merrimack, New Hampshire.
b). Any random hick town in the Northeast.
I went to Merriumcake yesterday. It was so boring.
by JPrussel December 4, 2004
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Mericles

1. someone who can't spell miracle
2. giving a proper name to a regular word
The patch is not going to be 16 gigs. it will probably not go live next week and the week after is if Mericles happen.
by collegejockWoW September 25, 2010
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merrimac

I. (A Girl's name) A girl that's full of life. The name or word, is derived from Native Americans, literally meaning flowing river. Nothing gets her down, she's always so positive and happy. Merrimac is beautiful beyond words and will always be there making you laugh, or will just always be there. She's confident, strong and independent.
II. A confederate vessel made to stop a blockade with the North in the civil war. (Monitor and the Merrimac)

III. A river in New Hampshire and Massachusetts, flowing 110 miles to the Atlantic. (This River has a K at the end, unlike the term here)
Merrimac made me laugh so hard today!
by gingerperks October 20, 2015
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Sam Merritt

1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. He can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour

2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
Me : "hey sam"

Sam Merritt: "hey bro"

... later that day...

Me : "hey sam"

Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"

... many ball taps later...

Me: "ouch..."

....

Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
by imsofuckingconfused June 10, 2010
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merrick

One who is extremely liberal but often tries to hide it. Often found with "Hillary Clinton porn" in their search history, always trying to cram in more graphic liberal ideas into their brain.
Sally: So I had to break up with my boyfriend yesterday
Emma: What? Why?
Sally: He yelled "Oh give it to me good Hillary, yes! LGBT pride forever!" during his climax last night.
Emma: Woah...what a merrick
by lukewalker13 October 5, 2016
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metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size
Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons
by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011
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