mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

maymon

A pretty ass bicth that can beat y’all asses if you y’all shittt.

Maymon is one prettt ass bitch!

by Heyy whores January 30, 2019

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

Maygen

The sexiest girl out there. Maygen always puts others before herself and cares for everyone. She is extremely beautiful and intelligent. Maygen is very social and talented, but does not always stick to the rules. Do not get on Maygen’s bad side. She can hold a grudge like no other

“Remember when we hung out with Maygen?”
“Hell yeah! She was so cool”

by Hammeredasab May 26, 2019

Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

Mayonnaise

an instrument.

is mayonnaise an instrument

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019