Mayonnaise Face

Someone who is of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman you are a mayonnaise face!

by kakakats October 16, 2008

MAYOONN

used to express anger or frustration

emily- "dude that kids house got busted"
laura- MMAAYYYOOOONNN!!!!!!

by emily and laura July 24, 2003

Mayonnaise sandwich

Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.

Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.

by Emmalouscarious August 28, 2018

mayonaise cave

a large, gaping vagina.

I totally hit that mayonaise cave last night!

by Mermaid Bones June 20, 2009

Mayonnaise

When they assume my gender

Person: oh hey what up MAN
Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt
Person: shit sorry man
Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER!
Person: Aw sorry mayo
Me: Thats more like it

by ushudstahP January 14, 2017

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.

wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.

by clintz the god February 18, 2004