Material Girl

The worst fucking song ever made by the most annoying fucking artist Saucy Santana

mAtEriAL giRL, I have no unique opinions and fill the void in life with gloating about materialistic possessions.

by n0body12345 June 22, 2022

Matterhorny

1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.

1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!

2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.

by Dickory May 18, 2008

Mater

Pronounced "maiter"... S.C. slang for a mans penis, cock, dick

She said no sex on the first date. So then I asked if she would suck on my Mater instead.

by freakyzekey September 23, 2011

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.

Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?

by Pippikins January 21, 2017

Matercan

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010