Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

pace merchant

when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good

- ''Max is the GOAT''
- ''Yeah, agreed, he's a true pace merchant''

by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022

marshanna

A girl that smells like marshmellows

You are marshanna

by 94Lolololkdkrikfjkelfk October 23, 2013

marching dust

crystal meth amphetamine

Check out the crittler, he's been on the marching dust for weeks.He needs to LAY DOWN, and go night night.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Maruchan

Instant noodles soup that can be microwaved for 3 minutes. A soup than only shall be used by those in a emergency situation or just being a lazy ass boy that can't cook for shit, thus because the ingredients content are the cheapest and supposedly full of cancer agents. Also this soup has the same effect as taco bell, it will give u a day of full explosive diarrhea.

John: smh, mom comes till 9:00pm and haven't eaten anything, welp time for a Maruchan.

by Muggens February 1, 2019

Hype Merchant

A rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. Also, has the ability to talk about Public Enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. Highly likely to pass out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.

A typical quote from a Hype Merchant would be along the following lines...'My buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes...'

by Nottsborough FC January 7, 2013

oregon marching band

The university of oregon's marching band. They are known for memorizing their music, being sponsored by nike, and their "wall of sound". Also called the OMB

Man the Oregon Marching band had some wicked moves in their 007 show!

by Tenor January 16, 2008