Gelatinous Masturbation

When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

by JohnnyExitWound July 31, 2011

Masturbationist

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.

I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.

by FouyA August 15, 2003

Masturbation

the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on

Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater

by the austinator April 4, 2003

male menstruation

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008

PEROGIE MASTURBATION

using perogies to please one self

kristen's confession is that she does perogie masturbation

by racecarchick September 1, 2006

Academic Masturbation

1. Any discussion with someone when they claim great theoretical or hypothetical; not practical, realistic, or directly useful knowledge designed to make themselves feel good, and to leave you feeling like a sticky mess.

2. Any discussion where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion is of great personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.

1. The public debate was railroaded by some bigot that just spewed hours of academic masturbation.

2. I hate having her in our study group since all she offers is academic masturbation.

THREE EXAMPLES OF ACADEMIC MASTURBATION:

Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your daddy because he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo head.

Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your 3 hit-die Orc could kill my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)

Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill you heathen scum that heretically believe that the earth is over 6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!

by Steven G. Peterson October 20, 2008

manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.

I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.

by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006