When God sends people to the human beings to the North East of England, he sorts them into two groups, Geordies and Mackems, or sane and insane, or straight and gay, good-football-supporters and shite-football-supporters, etc.
What do you call one mackem on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
by undisclosed March 1, 2004
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2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
1) "I see Sunderland got stuffed again"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
by PRT April 7, 2003
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a breed of the most pathetic, fat and ugly pile of shit people ever to have walked on the earth. they live in a shithole of a town called sunderland and they support the crappest football team in the world.
by *!?!* February 22, 2004
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Get the macked mug.A common driving position in which the driver reclines the driver's seat back so that the driver can barely see over the steering wheel or dashboard of his vehicle. This driving position can be accompanied with driving with a gangsta lean.
Police officer 1: "Did you see that guy?, he's driving in mack mode....lets go pull him over"
Police officer 2: "Yeah, he's also got the gangsta lean going on and probably ridin dirty"
Police officer 2: "Yeah, he's also got the gangsta lean going on and probably ridin dirty"
by -mad-dog- June 2, 2007
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by AJ January 25, 2005
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