Mississippi six pack

Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.

Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.

by Grip-Tober April 25, 2017

Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)

Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!

by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012

Mississippi wet pretzel

When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.

“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”

by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023

Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.

“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”

by Superman1248 June 11, 2021

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair

Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.

by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021