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M.E.E.F.

Mutually Exclusive Exploratory Friends. When two individuals decide to explore their otherwise platonic friendship to discover any romantic possibilities (aka "talking" or "pre-dating" with no assumed commitments). This term is helpful to embarrass two potential meefs.
1. Friend #1: Are you and that Irish girl dating? You're with her all the time.
Friend #2: No, we're just meefin for now.

2. I totally think Judith and Seamus are meefin. Today we drove by them and shouted "M.E.E.F.!!" and they got all embarrased and hid their faces in their wee scarves.

3. Girl: Hey Meefy! You have the most beautiful tatoo.

Boy: Thanks Meefcakes. You too.

4. Don't disrespect me in public, meef.
5. Meef to Meef: I'm not comfortable with you going to Rudy's with that girl. Do you wish you were Meefin with her instead?
by MarcusnMJ May 9, 2009
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S.M.U.R.F.

Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force
Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.
by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 25, 2005
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F.I.M.P.

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.
Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...
by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011
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S.M.I.L.F

A Sheeps mother I'd like to fuck. S.M.I.L.F
Arghhh, I saw Welshy's sheeps mom, I'd love to fuck that now!

What a sexy S.M.I.L.F she is!
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F.U.M.

Acronym, pronounced as "Fum", standing for "Fuck You Money". Meaning you have enough money to say to anyone "Fuck You" and not have any financial concern about it.
"How can you just quit your job like that? Seriously, you took a shit on the bosses desk, flipped the birds and walked out! What's wrong with you?"

"Just won the lottery man, I've got F.U.M.!"
by Biglittle March 12, 2009
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M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.
Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.
by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006
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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
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