A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick
by Loganluke November 14, 2017
Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.
by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017
Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
by annoymous539812 November 14, 2019
Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
by AtLfc123 January 05, 2020
Hey here comes Luke.
He's so hot.
Yeah but he has a small dick.
Yeah I know
You've slept with him too?
Yeah everyone has.
He's so hot.
Yeah but he has a small dick.
Yeah I know
You've slept with him too?
Yeah everyone has.
by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 09, 2016
A complete dickhead, everyone loves a Luke hes funny and dirty minded, but at most time is a complete cunt with no regard for human life or feelings, loves long walks on the beach and spending time in a strip club
Luke is a prick
by Willystroker98 March 09, 2019