ladder llama

A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that

Look how high the ladder llama is!

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

Lodge Llama

People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day

Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.

by Sunshine Kweft March 1, 2022

Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021

llama pillows

A ladies’ breasts.

Hey Frank check out Sally’s Llama Pillows.

by Bob build3r December 9, 2017

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

llama

basically a person who can deep throat dick without gagging, basically a throat goat.

bae, can you be a llama for me tonight?

by brittbarbieee July 24, 2024