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cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
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Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)
I just took the fattest oil lick
by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017
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The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.
Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.
by Torridtalks June 13, 2023
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Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
by Gross fat man December 2, 2011
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godforsaken lick

A godforsaken lick is someone stealing in their schools thinking they are cool and also thinking that the thing they have stolen is really good.
Only a month into school and I’ve already got this godforsaken lick!
by Faite October 4, 2021
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Dookie lick

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."
by AM1tchell February 24, 2017
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Devious lick

Stealing stuff from public schools such as projectors, microscopes, fire extinguishers, bathroom doors, etc.
When you go to school and there's no projector in your class you can thank the youth for hitting a devious lick on the projector and stealing it
by Devious man September 25, 2021
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