internet letter

An “internet letter” is a colloquial term commonly used by the elderly when referring to an email. This term makes more sense to people who are unfamiliar with such new-fandangled technologies because the only thing an email really compares to: the traditional written letter. This term is not solely limited to use by the elderly; it can be used by anyone unfamiliar with email, such as those from the third-world, and those from extremely rural parts of the U.S.

My grandson just got me one of them personal computers with the internets already on there. Now, I can send internet letters to all my grandkids.

by Matt Geiger March 15, 2008

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

Letters From Gerardi

A 2007 parody film starring Christopher Gerardi. The film spoofs popular movies such as Letters From Iwo Jima. It consists of Gerardi writing letters to aquiantances and celebrities that have a humorous result.

Letters From Gerardi is a better parody film than Epic Movie.

by AnthonyCuo March 5, 2007

letterical

Used by those who forget the word "alphabetical" and assume that seeing as numerical is number order, then letterical is in fact letter order

"Just put them in...err...letterical order"

by Horatio666 January 10, 2010

Lester Bob

Lester Bob is a person that really doesn't give a "rat's ass". This is used to describe a lack of emotion or caring towards anything, i.e. setting your shoes on fire. Lester Bob is a gender nuetral term, although it is most commonly males.

I'm so Lester Bob that I don't care that my shoes are on fire.

by lesterbobbitch January 2, 2011

Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Letter Abuse

When someone adds unnecessary letters to words. Letter Abuse is most commonly found on Facebook status updates of teenage girls. Letter Abuse serves no purpose other than to irritate anyone with at least a 5th grade education.

The following is an example of common Letter Abuse found on Facebook/Texting:

Heyyyy im so excitedddd about homecomingggg!
Going to the gameeeeee
Lets eat at Subwayyy laterrrrrrrr
spellingggg thiss wayyy makess meee lookk stupiddddd

by yourgrammarishorrible October 22, 2011