landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair

My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete

by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017

landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕

landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “

by Addi Neal November 23, 2021

Landon

Landon is a very nice friend to have, if you bully a Landon you missed out on the best friendship ever. So make sure to stay friends with a Landon because he will be the best friend you ever had. and if you come across a Landon he would usually be on the short side. but he would be the best person you will ever meet, also very artistic and he would love to draw all sorts of animated characters. so i would recomend you stay friends with a Landon because he will always have your back like a ture friend he is.

Landon loves to draw animated characters in he free time.

by Trizzy21 June 6, 2022

Landon K

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby

I want to be a landon k

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon

Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!

by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021