landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕

landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “

by Addi Neal November 23, 2021

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Landon

Landon is a very nice friend to have, if you bully a Landon you missed out on the best friendship ever. So make sure to stay friends with a Landon because he will be the best friend you ever had. and if you come across a Landon he would usually be on the short side. but he would be the best person you will ever meet, also very artistic and he would love to draw all sorts of animated characters. so i would recomend you stay friends with a Landon because he will always have your back like a ture friend he is.

Landon loves to draw animated characters in he free time.

by Trizzy21 June 6, 2022

Landon

Landon is the perfect guy! Other than his loyalty he has an amazing personality. He can always make you smile no matter what mood your in. he will always have is friends back NO MATTER WHAT. Landon loves to hang out with his friends anytime and he is always the wild one in the group, but he is also the mom of the group! SOMETIMES he can make mistakes, but he always finds a way to make up for it ALWAYS! Landon has a lot of friends, he isn't noticed regularly at school, but he would get noticed ion people got to know him. Landon is devoted to sports, but little do people know he's good at sports like basketball and football.

That kid is such a Landon.

by kayxzy April 7, 2020

Landon

Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school

Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah

by Gavinknows June 20, 2020

Landon savino

An awesome buff specimen of a human.

Landon savino is so hot

by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009