long island

I am from North Bayshore, but have lived in Various NYC bouroughs for 22 years and have NEVER heard anyone, anywhere refer to Long Island as upstate. New York State consists of "the City", "Upstate" and "Long Island".
Most Manhattanites are from nowhere near NYC, so they're opinion of what consitutes a New Yorker are irrelevent. It's hilarious that people living in MAnhattan critisize Long Island for being too rich, when the average rent there is like $2500, and a co-op starts at a Million.
Long Isand may be segregated in many sections, But the Bayshore, Brentwood, Central Islip section of South Shore Suffolk is not. It is also working class to poor. Most of the declining areas are on the south shore and lay false the claim of all rich, all rural. In fact, LI is quite overdeveloped. Rural areas don't have punishing traffic.
True, culturally, it is deficiant. There is, in fact, little to do at night or otherwise. I found it boring as hell, that's why I left.
Also, many people are provincial and lame, but not as much so as 20 or so years ago.
In the Brentwood/Bayshore area there are plenty of gangs, crack, violence, larceny and 10 dollar blowjobs from a variety of creatures. That's ghetto. Dangerous, depressing and cyclical.
"i'm from Brooklyn"
"When you move to L.I.?"
"When I was 5"
or
"Where you from?"
"Long Island"
"It's beautiful, and rich"
"righhhhhhht."
or
"I'm moving from The city to somewhere nice"
"Where?"
"Brentwood, they got trees"
"Damn, your stupid"
by Shawn Nice December 29, 2005
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long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.
Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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Long boi

Long boi is a long skinny dog properly named a Borzoi. It’s a glorious dog that presents many opportunities for funny memes and pictures.
Did you see that long boi doing all the tricks for the schmackos? He’s the best long boi and deserves all the treats from the hoomans.
by hahnsolo17 January 17, 2019
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LONG NIGHT

an amazing night that "almost" ALWAYS results in getting laid/having sex from the night into the morning light. Usually involves the male doing multiple sex positions and having to go into work the next day at 6-7 in the morning either:

1) Hungover and really tired.
2) Hungover, hungry and really tired.
3) Just plain tired from amazing sex.
Friend: Dude you look like crap, the hell happened last night?

you: I had a long night.

Friend: ah dang man, you know what go sleep somewhere I'll fill in for you.

you: thanks I owe you
by whatitdowhatsmyname? February 24, 2010
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long island

home to the second richest county per capita in the State of New York and the 10th richest in the nation.

we're rich bitchh $$$

steve: so youre from long island?
jessica: yeah, from nassau county actually
steve: ya' so paidddd

by ncbabyyy April 12, 2009
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Long Furby

Kiersten sold her soul for a Long furby soul.
by Long Furby November 26, 2019
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long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
by Matthew De Gregorio July 26, 2017
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