connie lingus

Fake name students give to substitute teachers.

Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

Lingerlingus

Pronounced "LAHN-ger-LING-us." The act of removing one's partner's undergarments with one's mouth.

According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.

by gartholomew March 7, 2011

lingz

A word used for flexing with jewelry cars girls etc

David was Lingzing yesterday

by Huncho jjj December 28, 2018

Linglesby

Literally the best person ever

Linglesby is a god

by Linglesby September 12, 2019

Room Linger

The act of eating a lot of fiber, then later during the night when all of the food is digested, your ass starts to rip farts out without you noticing, then once you leave the room after about 30 mins from constant ass ripping and you walk back in, you get a nose bleed from all the toxic build up being released into your face (may burn eyebrows)

DAMN! dude that Room Linger of yours just about made me die, calm down on the beans

by MSMA October 26, 2011

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Mo-linger

When a man's movember or prostasche lingers on into December because he is starting to like it.

Usually these people are single or headstrong, as many spouses don't like molingus.

Matt: You didn't shave?

Mike: I'm liking my movember.

Matt: We're in December, dude. Now its a mo-linger.

by Zarbuck December 1, 2010