AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
Get the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)mug. by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
Get the Keyboardingmug. by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
Get the Keyboard warriormug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Reason Keyboard Have Number Allocated To Certain Areas That Aresesisa Endragered<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Reason Keyboard Have Number Allocated To Certain Areas That Aresesisa Endragered<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Mechanical Keyboardmug. When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
Get the Keyboard Confusionmug. Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
by raver1 May 29, 2012
Get the Keyboard Ravermug.