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karma

by JuicyThicckMilkBread May 1, 2024
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Karma

they are the hottest person on earth like godamn any time i look at you you get a million dollars
Karma is the hottest person i have ever seen
by kadeisbae December 31, 2022
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Karma

What a adorable young chap, idk where to begin with this guy. Firstly his name rhymes with lama, omg how cool is that!! He is always cruising in his send memes car, draws in herds of ladies with that thing (hahahahaha). He is an excellent knee massage (although don’t tell him that or it’ll go straight to his head). He’s the funniest guy I’ve ever meet, always cheering me up. Karma you rock!!
Person 1 “Omg did you see Karma over there
Person 2 “I heard he was an amazing kisser”
by Lamabros August 12, 2022
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#KARMA

POTUS Trump: #Karma is nasty. Very nasty!
by Ital Dre October 1, 2020
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karma

Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.
Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.
by rawgod June 18, 2018
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Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.
Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?
by bushlight November 7, 2017
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reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.
JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!
by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021
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