Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Kevins are very short and sometimes funny. Kevin is someone who's great at videogames but look down on people. Irl they are very down bad and would be shy and anxious.

Stop being a Kevin

by Turtles4lyfers21 August 27, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a very handsome dude. He’ll make you fall in love. With his kind words. He will make you see things differently after talking to him. He is a very ghetto man. Maybe in a gang they say. Kevin doesn’t understand dumb people so. A Kevin can get really mad so watch out. Don’t get on his bad side. If you do don’t worry your secrets will be kept only with him.

Kevin is so loyal I think I’m in love

by Ifellinlovewithakevin June 24, 2020

Kevin

A normal kid that is good with sports and learns fast he is a nice loyal guy to be around with Although he may be okay in school with average -B but he will never be alone Kevins are passonit with sports and kevins have many friend people say Kevins is God's perfect idiot

Wow you saw Kevin he saved our team

by Tim Jackson May 18, 2017

Kevin

Kevin the type of guy to play video games none stop and bitches about his teammates but does horrible himself he never takes blame

Oh hey it’s Kevin!
You mean that complaining bitch?

by Mr big pp June 1, 2020

Kevin

Kevin has the biggest heart on anyone! Kevin is caring & giving! Kevin loves showing off his love making skills with his gigantic dick & sick motions! His cum taste like the sweetest natural honey. Kevin will showcase his bedroom skills for the camera to make the ladies moist & non-Kevin’s motivated.

Him (Kevin) I’ll be back
Me (her) sad face, panties wet… I’m going to miss my Kevin & his sweet honey filled dick! But damn Kevin didn’t hv to leave me like this…

by ThaLordsLady August 17, 2021