5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

by iheartyouuu_2 January 26, 2022

july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

by picobokuno March 05, 2020

18th of July

The 18th of July is the day where only sexy people are born on such as Taemin from Shinee and Duckiedahyunie, Bpgirlrose

Gosho: Omg today is the 18th of July!!
Ivanka: YESSSS!!! We need to go and eat everybody’s ass today while wishing them a happy birthday!!!

by bpgirlrose’s biggest fan March 31, 2022

July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!

by keep!+honest July 26, 2016

Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.

"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."

by chachigonnafukyamum June 17, 2018

july 9

you are amazing, cute, and a great friend! although you may be a little mean at times, your humor and loyalty makes it up. everyone deserves a friend like you! you are also intelligent, and once you make a goal, you will try your best to achieve it! july people are extremely funny, and they will try to make you laugh and cheer you up. people born on july are the best people in the world, and don't leave them, ever!

"when is your birthday? july 9?"

by dictionairee- May 25, 2022

July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.

You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!

by Your welcome2 July 23, 2021