No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021

july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

by picobokuno March 4, 2020

July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.

You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!

by Your welcome2 July 23, 2021

July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!

by keep!+honest July 26, 2016

5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

by iheartyouuu_2 January 26, 2022

Julie and the Phantoms:

Julie and the Phantoms aka JATP is a Netflix show that represents a teenage drama and musical series. Netflix has been nice enough to provide us this beautiful creation that Kenny Ortega has made.

Julie and the Phantoms

JATP fans: hey Netflix we have a question?
Netflix: Hey what is it?
JATP fans: WE WANT SEASON 2 of Julie and the Phantoms, WE WANT IT NOW, please?
Netflix: I'll make you wait til next year hahahhaahahahaha
2021 arrives
JATP Fans: We waited a year what now
Netflix: be patient

Julie and the Phantoms:

by Ashley Gillepsie January 13, 2021

Thousand Julys

A female orgasm; a reference to a Third Eye Blind song by the same name

"When you come, it's like a thousand julys."

by Youareme1988 June 8, 2009