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juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest December 9, 2008
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juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person
Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008
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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
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peter juan

Who knew El Luchador was a very Peter Juan.
by Manny Dominguez February 4, 2014
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The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.
by Not Mancow July 9, 2014
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philip nicholas juan

Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.
money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!
by mrdefincool November 2, 2013
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The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.
by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013
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