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Joel

Joel is a kind, funny, hot guy and they usually go out with girls named Karla, so Karla if u see this marry him.
Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh thats Joel, Karla’s boyfriend
by Trustlations 4:20 January 22, 2022
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Joel

Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021
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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel
by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
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Joel Tito

An amazing rickroll who seldom rickroll himself by accident.
Also a well known "enemy the dangerous"
Go full "joel Tito" on it
by James hannary July 31, 2022
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Joel

someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel
by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022
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Joel

a person that constantly tries to bring back memes and ends up being one
Joel is a meme
by dghfbdbdth July 25, 2018
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Joel

Joel makes me cum
“*moans joel*”
by joelsgilfriend October 1, 2021
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