Jewish Face Job

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face

"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"

by RJ Heard June 29, 2007

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Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

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Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

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Sneaky Jewish Anthem

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.

This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

by Tartar of Undergarnments January 18, 2021

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born Jewish privilege

The privilege a Jew born of a Jewish mother has over a Jewish convert or a patrilineal Jew.

That's born Jewish privilege that they treat you better there than they do Jewish converts.

by BrooklynJew September 6, 2021

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International Jewish Conspiracy

Something morons accuse you of alleging when you point out the obvious things that Jews openly do.

Hey seems like Jews really push hard to keep a ethnostate for themselves but push for White majority countries to be multicultural and integrate lots of non-Whites. Kind of like they consider us an enemy to be destroyed

What are you talking about, there is no international Jewish conspiracy to have a Jewish country for themselves and make White countries brown. The last thing Jews want is for Israel to be a Jewish homeland and the first thing they want are lots of homogenous White ethnostates!

by Canviale January 22, 2023

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