Tom and Jerry

A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.

"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."

by Alfonso Gabron January 27, 2008

Jerry the Wu

1. (n.) a legendary figure in Chinese mythology that was believed to be the vanquisher of all evil and the protector of spirits. It is believed that he returns on the first day of October in the form of a white dragon.

2. (n.) one of the 5 divine reincarnations of Bruce Lee

We must pray to the holy strength of Jerry the Wu to destroy the evils of the world once again.

by Guild of Chinese Historians March 17, 2006

jerry zou

Sex God

Jerry Zou is a sex god

by Jerry Zoo January 03, 2018

Jerry's Pizza

A Romanian pizza brand that the DIICOT (Romanian FBI) were able to use to track down Andrew Tate and arrest him and his brother.

Imagine getting arrested over Jerry's Pizza smh 💀

by indetermite December 30, 2022

toothless jerry

Simply put, the anus. Toothless Jerry is the one you blame for all the noise/stink.

Ted: dude, it smells like crap in here!! Bud: Yea, Toothless Jerry is really talkin to me today.

by mememeyea July 21, 2015

Cal and Jerry

To reference White Castle, probing, or motorboating, in the back of a cab

Taylor really gave us a strong dose of Cal and Jerry last Thursday.

by Arthur Jay September 17, 2007

Hairy Jerry

You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"

Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though

by Joemoma278 December 29, 2019