Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.
by Crew Middle Fork November 22, 2004
He is so perfect he has an amazing smile when you see him he just melts your heart right away he is tiktok famous his full name is jesse isaiah Hernandez underhill and when you hear his name you will just melt get you a Jesse Underhill and he will take your breath away
by Daddyjesse January 14, 2019
Jesse Williams is an actor, model, and activist. He is best known for his role of Jackson Avery on Grey's Anatomy.
Mariah: Do you know who Jesse Williams is?
Michele: Uh yeah he plays the hottest guy on Grey's Anatomy.
Michele: Uh yeah he plays the hottest guy on Grey's Anatomy.
by themusicalfox February 21, 2017
1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.
2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?
little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.
or
Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :
Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.
or
Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :
Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
by jess the spinster March 05, 2008
Jesse Jarratt is the fat one who says mi mi mi meh mi mi meh me , he can be funny sometimes be in re he really tick joe meister off however Jesse jarratt is really hot therefore that doesn't matter
by Seb woollin April 15, 2021
Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)
by Lady Naked September 20, 2011
by Professor of Future Mythology May 27, 2010